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Top Funny Dialogues From Hindi Movies

Here is a list of classic, funny Hindi dialogues from the land of Bollywood.

Have a fun!

The epic

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Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne waali hoon.”

“Naheen!”

“Khabardaar jo muje chuaa, mein apni jaan de dungi.”

“Agar maa ka doodh piya hai toh samne aa.”

“Bhagwan ke liye chhor doh.”

Maa ki… Mamtaa!

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“Mera raja beta!”

“Tune agar ye kiya toh mera mara hua muh dekhegaa.”

“Tujhe ek maa ki aah lagegi!”

“Is budhi maa kaa tere siwaa aur kaun hai.”

“Mera beta teri maut banke aaya hai thakur!”

EK Aadarsh Pitaa

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“Ek phooti kaudi nahi dunga tuje.”

“Ek baar iske haat pile kar dun, phir mei chain se mar sakta hu.”

“Mere jitejee ye shaadi nai ho sakti.”

“Thehro! “Ye shaadi nai ho sakti.”

“Is gahr ke darwaaze tumahare liye hamesha k liy bandh hai.”

Surprisingly, Romantic

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“Aiye ji sunte ho..aap bade wo hai.”

“Koi dekh lega.”

“Maa ne tumhe aaj ghar bulaya hai.”

“Mei tumahare bina nai jee sakti!”

“Humne pyar kiyaa hai koi gunaah nai.”

Mandir ka ghantaa

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“Bhagwaan maine tumse aaj tak kutch tak naai mangaa.”

“Maa, mujhe aashirwaad de.”

“Bhagwaan… mere suhaag ko matt ujaado.”

“Mere bhaiya ko, lambi umar dena bhagwaan.”

“Mere bête ki rakshaa karna bhagwaan!”

The court seen

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“Oder! Oder! Milord!”

“Kannon ko saboot chaiye.”

“Kanoon ko apne haaton mei mat lo.”

 “Kanoon jazbaat nahi, sabot dekhti hai.”

“Bataao uss raat kya hua tha.”

Khatraa! Saavdhaan!

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“Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar doh. Police ne tume charon taraf se gher liya hai.”

“Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai kutte.”

“Apne aadmiyo ko kahon bandooke phek de.”

“Bol! Heere kaha chupa k rakhe hain?”

“Kutch gunde mere pichee pade hain.”

Doctors! Save our soules!

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“Bhagwan pe bharosaa rakho sab theek ho jaaega.”

 “I am sorry! Hum kutch nai kar sake.”

“Badhai ho, tum baap bannay waale ho.”

“Ab sab kutch upar waale ke haath mei hain.”

“Jaldi se ye dawaaiyaa le aao.”

Khadoos Saasu Maa

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Chudael!, “ab kaha se mooh kala karwa ke aayi hai.”

“Aah haa haa, maharani, waha baithey baithey kya kar rai hai.”

“Arre! Kalmoohi kaha marr gayi!”

“Mei kehti hoon … Door ho ja meri nazro se. “

“Chudiel! Kide pade tere…”

The Typical Villain

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“Bataao faarmoola kaha hai?”

“Tumahari maa hamare kabze mei hai.”

“Tum sign karte ho yaa nahi.”

“Yahan teri izzat bachaane koi nhai aayega.”

“Gaddari ki ek hi sazaa hoti hai maut!”

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